Bong rips anyone?
That’s the silliest bong I’ve ever seen
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
she wears short skirts I smoke crystal meth she’s cheer captain and hOLY FUCK there’s bugs under my skin GET AWAY FROM ME
If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.
i would advise you to avoid santa